Saturday, December 15, 2007

What did Japanese researchers hope to prove when they created a mouse that is not afraid of cats?
That fear is genetically programmed and not the product of experience

What did Hugo Chávez claim was the reason for creating a new time zone for Venezuela?
To allow schoolchildren to arrive for lessons with more energy

What did Nicolas Sarkozy say after Gordon Brown failed to attend a ceremony at which all the other EU heads of government signed the Lisbon treaty?
We need Gordon

How did Fabio Capello welcome the first British journalist to track him down at his house in Lugano, Switzerland?
"You go outside my house"

What does Barney the White House dog want for Christmas?
To become a park ranger along with fellow presidential pet Miss Beazley

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